（ he will not slurp his noodles quieter, actually. ）
So, lube up, fingers around the asshole. Circle it, slow and careful, push against it so you can feel how the ring of muscle resists. Once you're feeling ready — more lube, and when you think you've got enough for the love of little ducks, add more — and then I want you to stick your index finger up your ass. Slowly. Stop whenever you feel uncomfortable. Your body needs to adjust. Close your eyes while you do this, focus on what you're feeling. After you get past the sphincter there's less resistance. Now, future knowledge — when you fuck somebody — especially if both parties are less experienced — once the head of your dick gets past that muscle you can fucking slip all the rest of the way in without meaning to, so you really gotta pay attention to that. That sort of thing can put somebody off anal forever because it can hurt like a bitch if you aren't expecting it. Easiest way to control it's with positioning, either have the penetrating partner on their back and the one taking the dick sitting down on it, or doggy style with a hand on your cock to make sure you don't go too deep too fast.
（ the chatter is a buffer, intentionally given. he noticed sasuke's tendency to hang on his words and use them as an anchor, so he just says whatever is relevant and comes to mind.
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（ he will not slurp his noodles quieter, actually. ）
So, lube up, fingers around the asshole. Circle it, slow and careful, push against it so you can feel how the ring of muscle resists. Once you're feeling ready — more lube, and when you think you've got enough for the love of little ducks, add more — and then I want you to stick your index finger up your ass. Slowly. Stop whenever you feel uncomfortable. Your body needs to adjust. Close your eyes while you do this, focus on what you're feeling. After you get past the sphincter there's less resistance. Now, future knowledge — when you fuck somebody — especially if both parties are less experienced — once the head of your dick gets past that muscle you can fucking slip all the rest of the way in without meaning to, so you really gotta pay attention to that. That sort of thing can put somebody off anal forever because it can hurt like a bitch if you aren't expecting it. Easiest way to control it's with positioning, either have the penetrating partner on their back and the one taking the dick sitting down on it, or doggy style with a hand on your cock to make sure you don't go too deep too fast.
（ the chatter is a buffer, intentionally given. he noticed sasuke's tendency to hang on his words and use them as an anchor, so he just says whatever is relevant and comes to mind.
around a mouthful of noodles: ）
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