（ well, it's nice to see he's officially 'cy' when the kid's got two fingers up the ass. he keeps that observation to himself, however, and says only — ）

Little impatient over there, huh?

（ with a tolerant, audible fondness. he did hear that rustle of the blanket, but can only guess at its source. ）

You should be good now, just go slow. Clean your hand so you can keep a good grip on the dildo. Lube it up, hand clean again. Then I want you to push the head of it against your asshole — tease yourself a little. Dip the head inside, pull it out. Do that a couple times. Don't go any deeper than a couple inches.

（ he too sounds just a little hoarse. excuse him while he rummages around for a water bottle. there's some rustling on his end of the call, and then: ）

Do you want the next part to hurt or not?

（ like, he fucking sees you, horny little painslut. ）