It is not cheating, though just about every casino will beg to differ. It's just being good at math. Takes away the house advantage because the goal is screwing you over.

( his brain may be a bonfire but at least he has the fundamental tenets of mathematical constancy, woop woop.

obligingly, he toes said shoes off and kind of kicks them halfhearteldy a distance away.

one lands disappointingly in the creek.

anyways,,,,, )

Am I allowed to give you compliments if it's not a date? Because that colour is lit on you and I wanna say so.

( utensils are, obligingly, unearthed from beneath an artfully folded napkin. tada!

he notices, too — the shift from what he assumes was intended to be not bad, and smiles. just slightly. )