It's not about whether or not I can do it.

（ shut up and let him say nice things to you without protest, goblin child. ）

I can cook, yeah. I'm not bad. But, ah... it's kinda like cleaning, for me. I don't do it for just me, since I can't exactly starve to death.

（ and sasuke's probably well aware of his complete apathy about caring for his basic human needs by now, oop. ）