Ah, yeah? Valentine's Day. It's an Earth thing, but a lot of places I've been have similar holidays that celebrate romance, but full disclosure, they're usually just dressed up fertility festival. Valentine's Day is based on... fuck, Lupercalia I think? Roman thing, you might've read about them in that book of yours. Everybody gets liquored up, ritual whipping, nonstop celebratory fucking, and suddenly you've got a population boom on your hands. οΌ a playful slap against his own stomach, clearly intending to evoke the concept of pregnancy. οΌ Especially in ancient times when plague or war could wipe out a region, it was pretty important. But over time, that kinda got softened from 'fuck NikomachΔ of Paiania full of babies for the glory of the Empire' to 'get that bitch some chocolate, bitches love chocolate'.
οΌ it's him, he's bitches. as evidenced by the fact that the moment sasuke has a forkful of cake for him to try he leans down and closes his mouth around it. οΌ
Wasn't around for that one, though. Way before my time, I'm just a history nerd.
οΌ not like it always sticks in his brain, but. you know. οΌ
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Date: 2024-02-19 04:19 am (UTC)οΌ it's him, he's bitches. as evidenced by the fact that the moment sasuke has a forkful of cake for him to try he leans down and closes his mouth around it. οΌ
Wasn't around for that one, though. Way before my time, I'm just a history nerd.
οΌ not like it always sticks in his brain, but. you know. οΌ