Sounds like an insurmountable hardship to me.

（ said seriously, with a serious expression. for about three seconds, and then he's laughing again. ）

Get it? Hardship?

（ he's hilarious actually. but obligingly, he reaches between them, nudging sasuke up a bit so he can wrap one hand around both their cocks at once in a slow, lazy stroke. the friction is tantalizing, and his breath catches as the heads of their cocks drag against one another. ）

We goin' full meal deal here, or do you want me to fuck your thighs?