look we agree that it's a bad idea to knock u up for realsies in this hellhole
but that doesn't mean i can't stuff ur orifices full of eggs and get all mushy on u abt the idea of u being a sexy sexy incubator for our theoretically eggy offspring
[Perhaps if he weren't cuddled up with over two dozen magpie eggs in the makeshift nest they've manufactured, he might find the idea too strange to fathom. But — Cy has opened his mind to ideas and fantasies he hadn't known possible, and this is only one more like that. It doesn't really seem strange at all.]
( has he mentioned yet that sasuke's willingness to be open to new things is one of the more arousing corollaries of trust? because. yeah. )
we could make 'em whatever size u fancied. i mean obvs i'm not going to advocate stuffing smth the size of an ostrich egg all up in ya orifices, but. we could experiment w/some diff sizes.
I was wondering because the size will impact how many my body can hold at once.
[Yes, he is thinking about this Seriously.]
Unless we do the cord method, then I should probably be in my female form. Even if they're supposed to dissolve, I don't know how comfortable it would be. And dissolving would also technically put us on a timer. Right?
i am by no means saying that splorchy is a dealbreaker for me!!
but yeah that'd be possible too. we could do it either way, just depends which orifice we're stuffing that would prob. inform which option we'd want to try.
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look we agree that it's a bad idea to knock u up for realsies in this hellhole
but that doesn't mean i can't stuff ur orifices full of eggs and get all mushy on u abt the idea of u being a sexy sexy incubator for our theoretically eggy offspring
ja feel?
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How large are the eggs usually?
[He's asking practical questions now. Interest piqued.]
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we could make 'em whatever size u fancied. i mean obvs i'm not going to advocate stuffing smth the size of an ostrich egg all up in ya orifices, but. we could experiment w/some diff sizes.
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[Yes, he is thinking about this Seriously.]
Unless we do the cord method, then I should probably be in my female form. Even if they're supposed to dissolve, I don't know how comfortable it would be. And dissolving would also technically put us on a timer. Right?
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it's not rly any more uncomfortable than lube as far as i know, but it does make a mess.
the gelatin eggs would dissolve in 15-20 minutes, but i can prob find a vegan alternative that might last longer.
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Can you fuck me with them in?
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it'd be ... splorchy tho?
( look it's the only onomatopoeia he could think of off the top of his head. )
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What about ones that don't dissolve?
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but yeah that'd be possible too. we could do it either way, just depends which orifice we're stuffing that would prob. inform which option we'd want to try.
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nah. i'll defer to ur choice. we can shop for dildos first, maybe that'll inspire u
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[Sex shop date? 🥺]
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omg my boyfriend thinks im CUTE haha twirls hair
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I'm not your boyfriend anymore. Aren't we getting married?
[cringe sappiness achievement unlocked]
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and yes we are but u see i have no idea how to spell the word that means engaged
my brain just wants to go FEYONCE like beyonce and like, bruh. can u chill. hashtag lemonade supremacy.
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[The emotional journey it took to write that.]
Your obscure references are out of control today.
1/4?
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this is the most disgusting thing i've rped (two characters being cheesily in love)
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ftb...