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[chokuto]

I don't mind a mess.

Can you fuck me with them in?

[hallowing]

prob.

it'd be ... splorchy tho?

（ look it's the only onomatopoeia he could think of off the top of his head. ）

[chokuto]

[what's the point if they can't fuck]

What about ones that don't dissolve?

[hallowing]

i am by no means saying that splorchy is a dealbreaker for me!!

but yeah that'd be possible too. we could do it either way, just depends which orifice we're stuffing that would prob. inform which option we'd want to try.

[chokuto]

Do you have a preference?

[hallowing]

u mean besides 'being inside u any which way my dick will fit'?

nah. i'll defer to ur choice. we can shop for dildos first, maybe that'll inspire u

[chokuto]

Do you want to go and choose one together?

[Sex shop date? 🥺]

[hallowing]

um, yes???

[chokuto]

Then we'll do that.

[hallowing]

it's a date 😌😌😌

[chokuto]

You’re cute.

1/2

[hallowing]

bruh

[hallowing]

you just TKO'd me with that out of nowhere huh

omg my boyfriend thinks im CUTE haha twirls hair

[chokuto]

TKO?

I'm not your boyfriend anymore. Aren't we getting married?

[cringe sappiness achievement unlocked]

[hallowing]

total knock-out. boxing term.

and yes we are but u see i have no idea how to spell the word that means engaged

my brain just wants to go FEYONCE like beyonce and like, bruh. can u chill. hashtag lemonade supremacy.

[chokuto]

Then just call me your future husband.

[The emotional journey it took to write that.]

Your obscure references are out of control today.

1/4?

[hallowing]

MY

[hallowing]

FUTURE

[hallowing]

HUSBAND

[hallowing]

haha that's wild and fun, yes.

and yea sorry the pop culture rot is happening in real time

i actually miss earth is that weird

[chokuto]

You don't have to
type it
so large.

What is it about earth that you miss?

[hallowing]

look i really needed to get my point across!!

and man, idk. the entertainment? music, television/books/whatever that's not just porn. my car

my stupid engineering ring smh

[chokuto]

I've never been in a car. I wasn't aware of what they were before I came to these dimensions.

We should go to earth first, then. If we have a choice.

[hallowing]

cars are GREAT when u want to hate every other human around u and also take a million years to get anywhere bc it would be faster 2 teleport

but they do have heating/cooling if the temperature is funky outside

and u can get heated seats

and sometimes road head is nice*

*blowjobs given 2 the driver while in transit but obvs the ideal would be to do it safely!!

idk if we'd be able to get to my version of earth but yyy we should. it's a zany little ball of mostly-water but it's been a good home for the past hundred-ish years. well, except for the nuclear shit, but.

[chokuto]

They've always seemed inconvenient to me, but I understand my perspective isn't typical of an ordinary person.

... Road head.

[pupils dilating]

Let's do that in your car.

Where would you go first? If it was your version of earth, would you visit the home you had?