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the emotionally unavailable bad boy trope? rly? u have to ask me how that's cliché?

have u watched a single television program since like 1812? read a book? watched a play? byron is rolling in his grave rn.

[figured]

[ is. he saying eunhyuk's a bad boy type? ???!? ]

i'm hardly a "bad boy", thank you. i'm pretty— what's the term for it, square? i like rules. i like order.

and i'm more of a shelley fan, personally.

[hallowing]

i assure u u can be both

the cold, remote logician, too beholden to society's rules to release the hold on his heart to indulge in fleeting spring romance... im like 98.9 percent sure i read that shōjo manga.

look mary shelley fucked, u have good taste. we stan the OG goth girl who kept her husband's organs after death tbh

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[ that's kind of a really accurate read it's almost rude. ]

i don't read shojo, sorry for my ignorance.

[ absolutely not sorry at all. ]

and did she, really? i thought that was a rumour, just some myth-building around her period-typical strangeness.

[hallowing]

ur loss tbh

i mean, she thought it was the heart but tbh contemporary records figured prob liver or smth. afaik it definitely happened tho???

but lmao maybe you had to be there.

（ and he wasn't on earth then, so. ）

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preserving any organ would have taken some specialised knowledge during that time. if true, she's definitely far more well-read than records claim.

so what stereotype are you? if you had to put words to it.

[hallowing]

nah, it was like, the remains after a fire iirc?? so whatever it was was probably just, you know. charred to a briquette.

oh that's easy i am 100 percent himbo-coded

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ah. cremains, then. that'd make it interesting to preserve though.

i hesitate to ask, what's a himbo?

[hallowing]

a dumbass but not a malicious one, u know?

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like nobita from doraemon?

[ 'cause that kid's a real dumbass. ]

or bruce wayne's public persona.

[hallowing]

i mean yes, but the bruce wayne thing is particularly spot on

so yea

himbo

[figured]

so: handsome by most standards, but given allowances on account of their affable nature. seemingly slow.

but you're not a stupid man.