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revives this days later (text, 2 days post eggpocalypse??)

[hallowing]

u kno

these eggs are giving me ideas

[chokuto]

Do those ideas involve you bringing back something to eat while I'm watching over them?

[hallowing]

oh no they are markedly less wholesome than that*

*i have already picked u up fried rice w/shrimp and onigiri hopefully u like shrimp??

n e way.

unwholesome, lewd thoughts: what if i wanna stuff u full of (not these) eggs to simulate pregnancy tho 🥺🥺

[chokuto]

[He was about to answer that question, but — ??????]

You want to what?

What eggs? Where?

[hallowing]

fun eggs. not 'our precious magpie babies' eggs, but, u know. fun adult eggs designed exactly for this purpose.

there are dildos u can use that can lay them for lack of a better word. in an orifice of ur choice.

gotta be more careful w/the ass bc otherwise shit can get MAD lost up there

[chokuto]

Fun adult eggs. Are they alive?

A dildo... lays them? Inside of a person?

Have you done this before?

[hallowing]

nah. fantasy only!!

yea, there's a mechanism. u push eggs thru the dildo into a Bodily Orifice.

they're usually soft. u can get some in silicone that usually are attached w/a cord to one another so u can pull them out of wherever u stuck them

but there's also ones u can get that are gelatin that dissolve inside w/body heat.

[chokuto]

Oh.

[The telltale '...' appear and vanish, appear and vanish — for several moments.]

You want to simulate pregnancy by putting fake eggs into me with a dildo?

[hallowing]

yes???

[chokuto]

I'm not against it.

But... I'm not a bird.

[Why is this the only problem here??????]

[hallowing]

wait, ur NOT???

ALL THIS TIME U HAVEN'T BEEN A BIRD?

[chokuto]

I mean, do you still find it attractive? That it's not biologically possible for me to... carry eggs.

[hallowing]

yes

absolutely

look we agree that it's a bad idea to knock u up for realsies in this hellhole

but that doesn't mean i can't stuff ur orifices full of eggs and get all mushy on u abt the idea of u being a sexy sexy incubator for our theoretically eggy offspring

ja feel?

[chokuto]

[Perhaps if he weren't cuddled up with over two dozen magpie eggs in the makeshift nest they've manufactured, he might find the idea too strange to fathom. But — Cy has opened his mind to ideas and fantasies he hadn't known possible, and this is only one more like that. It doesn't really seem strange at all.]

How large are the eggs usually?

[He's asking practical questions now. Interest piqued.]

[hallowing]

（ has he mentioned yet that sasuke's willingness to be open to new things is one of the more arousing corollaries of trust? because. yeah. ）

we could make 'em whatever size u fancied. i mean obvs i'm not going to advocate stuffing smth the size of an ostrich egg all up in ya orifices, but. we could experiment w/some diff sizes.

[chokuto]

I was wondering because the size will impact how many my body can hold at once.

[Yes, he is thinking about this Seriously.]

Unless we do the cord method, then I should probably be in my female form. Even if they're supposed to dissolve, I don't know how comfortable it would be. And dissolving would also technically put us on a timer. Right?

[hallowing]

there's prob a few diff size molds we can get.

it's not rly any more uncomfortable than lube as far as i know, but it does make a mess.

the gelatin eggs would dissolve in 15-20 minutes, but i can prob find a vegan alternative that might last longer.

[chokuto]

I don't mind a mess.

Can you fuck me with them in?

[hallowing]

prob.

it'd be ... splorchy tho?

（ look it's the only onomatopoeia he could think of off the top of his head. ）

[chokuto]

[what's the point if they can't fuck]

What about ones that don't dissolve?

[hallowing]

i am by no means saying that splorchy is a dealbreaker for me!!

but yeah that'd be possible too. we could do it either way, just depends which orifice we're stuffing that would prob. inform which option we'd want to try.

[chokuto]

Do you have a preference?

[hallowing]

u mean besides 'being inside u any which way my dick will fit'?

nah. i'll defer to ur choice. we can shop for dildos first, maybe that'll inspire u

[chokuto]

Do you want to go and choose one together?

[Sex shop date? 🥺]

[hallowing]

um, yes???