This morning I found the Diamond suit on the center of my palm. It's bright red, so I can tell that it's activated, but I haven't felt any significant effects yet. I'm not certain why.
Then I received a notification that my rank was increased to eight. I'm headed up to find my suite now — you should meet me on that floor.
wow u do not beat around any bushes save the one t'wixt my nethers huh???
a) fool around w/any diamonds lately? b) fuck yea rank ups i hope this means u have ur own bathroom now??? c) WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT TELL ME IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN U SOMETHING NICE YOU ABOMINABLE COCKSUCKER 😭😭😭
a) suit stds would be the least weird thing about this place tbh so anything's possible.
b) yes, but you have to carry me across the threshold like im a blushing bride on our honeymoon
c) it's not about you expecting something it's about one of my love languages being gift giving you absolute square of burnt toast. i want to pamper u 🥺🥺🥺
( yes he absolutely can tell it's trauma, and is choosing to ignore it, thank u. )
a) I suppose so. I think we'll have to deal with it if it's activated. From my understanding, Diamond is strictly physical side effects so it shouldn't be too much of a problem.
b) That shouldn't be difficult, even if it is ridiculous.
a) no not at all. ppl have different libidos and as long as neither of us are initiating sex when the other one's not into it and says so on a regular basis (it's okay sometimes, remember what i said abt sometimes going to watch a movie you know you won't like? sometimes (SOMETIMES!!) ppl can do that w/sex, but it only becomes a problem when it's damaging or coercive on one side or the other or if it indicates a larger incompatibility issue) sexual compatibility is an important and healthy part of a relationship and i think we're pretty well matched there.
b) idk man i started it and now i have no idea how to stop. yes food would be nice tho
c) i don't know my birthday but i usually go w/either the first day of a calendar year in whatever the dominant culture is or if there's like, you know, a festival dedicated to a war god or smth, bc i'm hilarious.
a) I agree. And I would expect you'd tell me if I was being too demanding.
[He's never been given the impression that Cy is bothered by the fact he wants to climb him like a tree at least daily, but — it's good to put it out there.]
b) We can eat something together. And I'll stop using these letters now.
January 1st is the new calendar year for my culture. I don't know what it is for the resort. You should pick one, though, so I can celebrate it with you.
sir i accept thine challenge pls lube ur butthole pre-emptively bc my first order of business is gonna be to (redacted) your (redacted) on every (redacted) APACE.
i like 15. atomic number for the element phosphorus, highly reactive. name derives from an old greek word that means 'light bringer'.
white phosphorus is pyrophoric meaning it's volatile and can combust when it contacts w/air. it can glow when it consumes oxygen too, a process called chemiluminescence.
but other forms of it help plants to grow, and it's essential to life.
plus, the greatest common factor of 15 and 23 is 1.
[Even if he only understands a fraction of that — the heart of it resonates. Essential to life. Cy feels like that to him, essential, the warmth of sunlight in spring after the cold.]
also: i just teleported one foot into the last goddamn step of a staircase so i need to math that shit out before i can go anywhere else just gimme a minute
It'll just repair itself overnight. I doubt you would do any serious damage.
Stay there.
[With food in hand — a veggie breakfast sandwich wrapped in foil from one of Cy's preferred vendors at Early Bird Hall — Sasuke changes direction and heads for the stairwell on the south side of the lobby.]
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I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANXIETY
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[how is he even popular with women actually]
This morning I found the Diamond suit on the center of my palm. It's bright red, so I can tell that it's activated, but I haven't felt any significant effects yet. I'm not certain why.
Then I received a notification that my rank was increased to eight. I'm headed up to find my suite now — you should meet me on that floor.
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a) fool around w/any diamonds lately?
b) fuck yea rank ups i hope this means u have ur own bathroom now???
c) WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT TELL ME IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN U SOMETHING NICE YOU ABOMINABLE COCKSUCKER 😭😭😭
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b) Does that mean you're coming to meet me?
c) Because it's not a big deal. They happen every year. [can you tell there is Trauma here too] Don't worry about it, I'm not expecting anything.
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b) yes, but you have to carry me across the threshold like im a blushing bride on our honeymoon
c) it's not about you expecting something it's about one of my love languages being gift giving you absolute square of burnt toast. i want to pamper u 🥺🥺🥺
( yes he absolutely can tell it's trauma, and is choosing to ignore it, thank u. )
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b) That shouldn't be difficult, even if it is ridiculous.
c) Sorry.
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b) i will await ur strong arms 😌😌
c) shhh shh don't apologize it's okay. would it bother u if i got you smth? if you'd rather ignore it we can do that too.
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[A thought that now makes him wonder, because he has on idea how Normal Relationships actually work.]
b) I don't know why we're using these letters. It feels like we're having three separate conversations. Are you hungry? I'll bring you something.
c) If you want to, it's fine. It's what I would do for you — if I knew your birthday.
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a) no not at all. ppl have different libidos and as long as neither of us are initiating sex when the other one's not into it and says so on a regular basis (it's okay sometimes, remember what i said abt sometimes going to watch a movie you know you won't like? sometimes (SOMETIMES!!) ppl can do that w/sex, but it only becomes a problem when it's damaging or coercive on one side or the other or if it indicates a larger incompatibility issue) sexual compatibility is an important and healthy part of a relationship and i think we're pretty well matched there.
b) idk man i started it and now i have no idea how to stop. yes food would be nice tho
c) i don't know my birthday but i usually go w/either the first day of a calendar year in whatever the dominant culture is or if there's like, you know, a festival dedicated to a war god or smth, bc i'm hilarious.
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[He's never been given the impression that Cy is bothered by the fact he wants to climb him like a tree at least daily, but — it's good to put it out there.]
b) We can eat something together. And I'll stop using these letters now.
January 1st is the new calendar year for my culture. I don't know what it is for the resort. You should pick one, though, so I can celebrate it with you.
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you should pick a date for me then!! it's cuter if u do it
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What about a festival that isn't related to any war god?
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i'd be down. whatcha got in mind???
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It would be perfect for you.
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let's science the shit out of it
white phosphorus is pyrophoric meaning it's volatile and can combust when it contacts w/air. it can glow when it consumes oxygen too, a process called chemiluminescence.
but other forms of it help plants to grow, and it's essential to life.
plus, the greatest common factor of 15 and 23 is 1.
poetic 😌😌
nerd.
[Even if he only understands a fraction of that — the heart of it resonates. Essential to life. Cy feels like that to him, essential, the warmth of sunlight in spring after the cold.]
Then I have plenty of time to prepare.
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also: i just teleported one foot into the last goddamn step of a staircase so i need to math that shit out before i can go anywhere else just gimme a minute
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Do you need help with the staircase?
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i mean. u could come lend ur boundless moral support ig?
i could just rip the chunk out of the staircase but in the interest of not doing significant property damage math is probably still the best bet.
i didn't realize there were stairs 😭😭
im on the south stairwell tho
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Stay there.
[With food in hand — a veggie breakfast sandwich wrapped in foil from one of Cy's preferred vendors at Early Bird Hall — Sasuke changes direction and heads for the stairwell on the south side of the lobby.]
Do you get stuck... in things often?
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I'd have to reconsider your mathematical capability if it was mine.
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cw: unhinged sentiment + pregnancy + biological sex talk??? idk man
i can only say "they are not normal" so many times
we need one of those buzzers that you smack and it says a phrase
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cw: uhhhhh deranged anal painplay ahahaha??
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cw lactation kink ahead... wow this is a new one
our kink bingo will never be done at this rate
🤡🤡 us
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cw: needleplay
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cw: gender fuckery ig
cw: gender fuckery cont.
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im just time skipping us a l'il otherwise we will be here ALL YEAR
why do they yap so much. also cw: pregnancy kink now for real lmao
they never shut the fuck up. and never stop fucking. we've created a monster.
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cw: deliberate misgendering from here on out
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we forgot the cnc warning oop
abandon shame all ye who enter here
that's a good way of putting it 🤡🤡🤡
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cw: kv does war crimes again
😭😭
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the day sasuke says 'tits' outloud his sexism will be cured
he will be a changed (wo)man
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cw: deranged cnc talk ig
pillow talk for them
truly tbqh
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stares at the 1.3k comments in this inbox
we're going to stumble out of this cr like we've just lost 100 years in faerie tbqh
yeah 🤡🤡🤡
the cysuke experience
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